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{"type":"standard","title":"Bourn and Essendine Railway","displaytitle":"Bourn and Essendine Railway","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q85748438","titles":{"canonical":"Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway","normalized":"Bourn and Essendine Railway","display":"Bourn and Essendine Railway"},"pageid":61513725,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Bourn_%26_essendine.png/330px-Bourn_%26_essendine.png","width":320,"height":347},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Bourn_%26_essendine.png","width":751,"height":814},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1116685884","tid":"6cf05c9f-4e5c-11ed-a78c-490568b70c3f","timestamp":"2022-10-17T20:43:59Z","description":"Former railway in Lincolnshire, England","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bourn_and_Essendine_Railway"}},"extract":"The Bourn and Essendine Railway was a seven mile long branch line which connected Bourne in Lincolnshire to the East Coast Main Line in the village of Essendine in Rutland. The line was opened in 1860; it was a single line and served the town of Bourne and the villages of Thurlby, Braceborough and Essendine. Its line ran through the ceremonial counties of Lincolnshire and Rutland in the East Midlands of England.","extract_html":"
The Bourn and Essendine Railway was a seven mile long branch line which connected Bourne in Lincolnshire to the East Coast Main Line in the village of Essendine in Rutland. The line was opened in 1860; it was a single line and served the town of Bourne and the villages of Thurlby, Braceborough and Essendine. Its line ran through the ceremonial counties of Lincolnshire and Rutland in the East Midlands of England.
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